From: sepinwal@mail.sas.upenn.edu (Alan Sepinwall)
Subject: Re: Mel Hall
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In article <1993Apr17.212119.13901@coe.montana.edu> warped@cs.montana.edu (Doug Dolven) writes:
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>Has anyone heard anything about Mel Hall this season?  I'd heard he wasn't
>with the Yankees any more.  What happened to him?
>
>				Doug Dolven

Mel is alive and well and playing in Japan. (The Yanks let him go because
he was asking for too much money, and because they thought that they were
going to get Barry Bonds, making Hall obsolete. Oopsie! Well, at least
they got O'Neill to replace the Mel-man).


--I'm outta here like Vladimir!
-Alan

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